I would lie by undermining my own greatness at the start, but honesty is the best policy, so:

My name is FreeAim and I'm probably the most interesting person you are ever going to meet. My jokes are hillarious, I'm charming and charismatic, my skills at LBP are beyond measure (I have even completed two-player challenges in single player), everything I create is instant perfection, I'm handsome, I'm smart, I'm a walking piece of art, my rhymes are sick and I'm totally slick and the ladies think I'm smooth. To top all of that, I've decided to grant you the pleasantness of my presence.

Now that sounds like a jubilee worth celebrating, does it not?

I'll bring the cake and plastic cups for the celebration.

Welcome to LBF! Your a funny guy!

Hello there! Welcome to ! Hope you enjoy your stay and hope you enjoy exploring the site !

What's up FA! Welcome to LBF. Let me just grab my shovel to clean up all this bullbleep you just dropped all over.

*Helps Bio clean everything up*

Hahaha welcome FreeAim, I remember you from the Central, glad you made it here too