okay,here are the rules of this thread. each coment must contain AT LEAST one joke. second, keep it clean. dont tell something that your grandma would swat you for saying. third, no racist or sexist jokes. please. okay, beres my jokes: what does a vegan zombie eat? grraaaaiiiinnnnsssss. heh.

You can Tune a Piano but you Can't Tuna fish.

Without critic jokes?
What happened to this world!
Man this'll be hard for me... :/ (Seriously I can make them as soon as somebody says something )
But seeing that there will be probably some really bad puns, I can gladly say:
I wondered why the baseball was getting larger, then it hit me...
I figured it wasn't getting larger, I was going closer, or it was going closer to me? I can't remember much after that!

where did abraham lincoln live? ive got his gettysburg address right here!

i forgot to mention, yo mama jokes ARE ACCEPTABLE. yo mama so fat, she got stuck in a black hole!

alot of people say sackboy is a cross dresser, but i allways thought he was cross-stiched...

Um... Some people like fun waffles for breakfast, and falafels for dinner?...

Oh! And Your Mother is so kind, she let me discuss my problems with 'yo mama' jokes to her!

a(p2)+l-3÷pi= apple pie.

Um... is adult comedy allowed???
Yo mama so fat, even the guys at the waffle shop wouldn't let her come in! (Well, mainly since she couldn't get in the doorway )
Also please do not do consecutive posting (Double posting +) ckphatman!
You get in much too trouble that for mmm!

well, what do you mean by adult comedy? (why cant goats tell good lies? you can allways tell thattheyre kid-ing.)


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For some reason, I do not find these to be 'a-moose-ing'. Yeah, I do not get it either.

THESE JOKES ARE EGGSELENT!

So, there was a bank robbery in mexico. the robber said in spanish, "on the count of three, im gonna run away. uno-dose-" and then he left. he was gone without a trase.