Ah, a game that was popular for some time on Little Big Network. I decided to bring it here to see how it works out.

RULES:

The rules are simple. The person who posted before you makes a wish, then you corrupt it!

Example:

Person 1: I wish for a goldfish!
Person 2: Granted, but the water inside the bowl you have is sea water so it dies immediately.
See, simple.

I'll start!

I wish for a better phone.

Granted, but the phone will fall in a puddle and blow up. Then it will start a fire from the gas station next to it and blow up the town.
(I guess I go now...lol)
I wish for a dancing toe nail!

Granted, but the toe nail is infected with a disease and you don't know it.

I wish for a personal Vending Machine.

Granted, but the Vending Machine contains dead rats that kill people when looked at.

I wish for a Lamps!

Granted, but the lamp was an IED so it blew up and you died.
I wish for a ham sandwich!

Ih! Mold! Poisoning! ... You will suffocate or die as a result!

I wish for a iPhone! JOKE (Ruin it because I hate it! )

Granted, but for some unknown reason to humanity it explodes in a plasma-way so you get to know what sackboy feels in that occasions with no checkpoints, that is.

I wish for... global domination http://www.littlebigforum.eu/forum/download/images/a_73_978127f6.png!

You go crazy with power and you have been murdered by your own people.

I wish for a super creating abilities that can never go bad!

Granted, but whenever you create something, it glitches up ad freezes your game.

I wish for a rainicorn (that isn't pregnant!).

(Adventure time reference?)
Granted but it explodes and starts a storm that wipes out all humans from the earth

I wish for a real life sackboy

granted but it hates you so it kills you

wish:i want to meet sora and kill heartless with him