Introducing Mr. Key Inc.'s latest creation: The Brainfart-o-Tron!!!11!!1!!!

specificly adjustd to my key hed only, so sory.

okey hers a big tasty ol brainfart for al you lbeffers:

Godzila entrs vietnam an then- no wait dats 2 offensiv so sory pls undrstand.

okey

uhh.....

Hefvfdgdsr's grandma gets a spinoff. def need some of hefvfy's grandmothr she bake the gud cookis for me and susan.

Okey

wat else

We beat esmrldrldsmdlsdmrldsmdlrdelda upside da hed, i becom presidnt, and den prim minister, and den vice presidnt, den im like who be puttin mistr key down to ol vice prez yo yu know im lovin an den jet cheetah my main man com up an be all like "iz good m8 politics be cray cray jajajajaja" and den mr. r0ostr from forein affrs be like, "i bribed the secrtrtyry of stat" which i no like but den he also beat esmrlsldmdnsdrlsmdslrs upside da hed becaus we mak pece agrement on dat but now he got my job but den if yu remembr in da key continuity we had da hefvfdgdsr's grandma so she be all like "ohmagosh we just ended on a super awsum cliffhanger stay tuned for mor but in ordr to secure the mr. key copyrght i gota make som money for paramount productins wid dis spinoff whil da loyal fans wait for da next mr. key film (copyrght mistr key inc no esmslsdssdmsdrls or r0ostrs alowd) so she mak her spinoff wher she revel da super speshul cookie recipe. An den when the nxt main mr key film coms out i got da recipe all thnks to the marvol(tron) cern-o-matic urnivase. so den thanks to da mabel univers i got da cookis alredy an da mark buffalo replacing my gud friend not brad pit from fight club n den i launch rufallo and cookie recipe at mr r0ostr and he go ded and den i lay som sick beats and ma wife susan coms in and she say "u want some fries wid dat burn" to dat mean old roostr before she claws mr r0ostr off the empire state buildin and den I say thats how its don bby an we get remaried an its perfect but sudenly ruff-aloha's contract expires so we get in edwrd newton and the whol marvelus urine-voice gets disruptd but it ok becaus if yu saw the dubl-feature marathon eastr egg from hefvfdgdsr's grandma's spinoff of her originl movi spinoff of da mr. key gets vice presidn't film den yu remembr wen she got da time vortx gem which nullifis nerly all copyrght claims and den its all gooood and den we all eat more cookiiis and den the tummyache coms on from 2 much cookis and rocket i mean jet cheetah be all like "m8 yu know how the key intestins cant take those cookis yur organs be cray cray" and i respon like "why yu usin cray cray so much" and den hefvfdgdsr remins me in gibbrish of the crayola sponsorship neded. its da only way da mayvil sin-imp-attic unicornvers and hefvfy's grandma's time vortex can corect da mark rufalo eduardo nortino paradox efect by addin da super awsum crayola product placmnt so we pick up our crayons and i be like "susan, hers yur new makeup so tasta la rainbow" and we laugh an we laff but its not funy becaus laws of marvl univrs issue #364 state dat susan must now use da cray cray crayons for her makeup an dats just not cool yo and i dnt need no midseason susan go emo maybe finale if yu know what im sayin and jet cheetah be like "dat emo susan rewrite from da writers strike b cray cray" an den i think is dis jet cheetah guy be grabbin most of the episods runtime as th super not awsum but totly predictbl comic relief charectr cuz dat aint right where dose hulk guys at anywho its tim for a revers time vortx i say but whatev thats just my aha moment okey. Stay in schol an accept all crayola posibl pls.


That's enuf for today. pls share thoughts an if yu think tat spoilr-tastic mastrfest should b made in2 a futur team pick movie/lvl/best mortal kombat levrl ever or not. gdbai.

edit: wait is tht even wat brainfart means

yes. this needs to be an rpg, pool level, best mortal kombat or anything else. i would pay money to see this in action.


also
did you just reference my mr key in Australia levels?

by unintentionl magic, ye.

So... what you're saying is that your gonna apply for prime minister here in Australia?

he already has. See:
http://www.lbp-hub.com/drawsig.php?level=qtz1f6n&bg=24&f=2&l=2 i love these link wizards

Mr. Key used to be funny, but now it seems like an old joke that has been told like million times already.

Wow! I just need to wait till I can vote!
Schark I know right! Sometimes, things gotta die out, like that possum in the wardrobe. Nah, I'm kidding, there isn't a possum in my wardrobe, but you get the point!

pls tel me how i can b funny again i rlly want to pleas pepl aftr my family was murderd an my face was blown up an every1 said i suk and i shud die in a ditch and im awful an my super awsum worm has srs nasal problms and th world wud be bettr without me and im da evil one an im just so so very sory

Have you tried a pedicure? Or possibly a fresh wash and a coat of key polish? Maybe attend college and take two classes: 1. English, 2. Humor. And forgive yourself for all you have done wrong and know your parents death was not your fault, or something to be sad about. They are in peace now. Just take a moment, breathe. Now you should be super relieved and your humor should be turned on high! Just know when it is appropriate, and when you are just bothering people. Learn some new jokes, start a late night talk show like all of the other keys are doing, get out of stalking... (I see you stalking in a corner of the screen so often, just like Donna McClark.) get original, make a Team Pick worthy iCandy Puzzle Game Platformer Comedy with custom, high-tech, top-model custom Power-ups, a custom character, bosses, and an over-filling thermometer. You should be it top ranks of comedy by then!

My thoughts: ye!

Just don't repeat your jokes and you should be fine.

thx for advice ppls, i'd lik to mak team pick lvl but i got no hands unfortntly


key polish sound gud but no colege wil accept meh but ill keep lukin. As for my englsh dats keybonics luk it up.


hmmm... mayb the kfc academy of fin learnin dat completly inocent wal is attendin culd help me be a more ed-u-catd. Rabbi tasty toast has told me dis culd be gud for me an i do like rabbi tasty toast an all his wisdm.

The term you're looking for is stream of consciousness.

Hmm....... Hmm....... I am thinking.... Hmm.......
Okay that's (^) really starting to annoy me!
Go to the shops and buy a... funny tux or something and do a stand-up comedy or something. IDK.
Just try to be funny ( best advice EVER!)