Hello, I'm Seleven7, our community's favorite doer of good deeds. (Hi, Seleven7. )

I had an interesting theory about LBP3 while mowing my neighbor's lawn the other night.

You see, I think I'm onto something here. Something big.

That evil villain thing, the thing named Newton, he's a symbolic representation of Sir Isaac Newton, nineteenth-century philosopher and theologian. He wears an egg timer for a hat, but it's not just any old egg timer. It's a symbolic egg timer, a symbol of how humanity is always growing closer to the end of time (hence the egg timer). Now as for the lightbulb... it's a symbol of human technological progress. You see, Newton isn't evil. He's merely a symbol of humanity's decay under the grip of technology.

That was deep. Let us take a moment of silence to let it all sink in.

tl;dr LittleBigPlanet 3 is the greatest Postmodernist achievement since Gravity's Rainbow.

Please reply with a 14-word poem. Thanks in Game Boy Advance.

woah...

http://www.joshkingcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/crisis1.gif

The last boss battle in LBP3 should be Newton throwing apples at you. Get it?

Btw, great theory Seleven!

"The last boss battle in LBP3 should be Newton throwing apples at you. Get it? "

No.

"Btw, great theory Seleven!"

Yup, my theories are always exactly right.

You don't know the story of the falling apple of Isaac Newton? That made him look more deeply into gravity, because he wondered why the apple fell. Is really interesting to read tho http://www.independent.co.uk/news/scienc...le-1870915.html

Please reply with a 14 word poem? Hmmm...

Seleven7
oh holy heaven
that theory is really good
got me in a great mood

I know. It sucks. But it has 14 words and I made it in two minutes so yeah.

Official Storyline of game:
In LittleBigPlanet 3, Sackboy is transported to a new planet called Bunkum, a creative paradise where abundant ideas drift through the sky. Unwittingly, Sackboy helps release three mythical creatures called the Titans who aim to ruin Bunkum and transform the world's most unskilled Creator, Newton, into a terrible monster. To restore balance to the land, Sackboy is going to need help in the form of Bunkum's ancient heroes: Toggle, OddSock, and Swoop.

So in reality, he is a transformed guy.

Ehhhh...

"You don't know the story of the falling apple of Isaac Newton?"

I know everything. I am the great and powerful Seleven7.

"That made him look more deeply into gravity, because he wondered why the apple fell."

I'm good friends with Newton, and he told me that's not true.

"I know. It sucks. But it has 14 words and I made it in two minutes so yeah."

I liked it. You're right that my theory is really good.

"In LittleBigPlanet 3, Sackboy is transported to a new planet called Bunkum, a creative paradise where abundant ideas drift through the sky. Unwittingly, Sackboy helps release three mythical creatures called the Titans who aim to ruin Bunkum and transform the world's most unskilled Creator, Newton, into a terrible monster. To restore balance to the land, Sackboy is going to need help in the form of Bunkum's ancient heroes: Toggle, OddSock, and Swoop."

Who writes this garbage? Here's a better version of the story: "In LittleBigPlanet 3, Sackboy is transported back to LittleBigPlanet, which has since become a creative paradise where abundant ideas drift through the sky. Idiotically, Sackboy helps release three mythical trolls who aim to ruin LittleBigPlanet and transform the world's most unoriginal creator, Stephanie Ravens, into the supreme ruler of the cool pages. To restore balance to the land, Sackboy is going to need help in the form of LittleBigPlanet's greatest creator, Seleven7."

"So in reality, he is a transformed guy."

No, my theory is correct.

"Ehhhh..."

You jealous?

What is your problem?

Making theorys about a game is dull and it has definitely not to do with Isaac Newton the physice genius. He would be more one of the good guys like Larry Da Vinci. Pls stop writing things about LBP3

Who dares to challenge my theories? I am the great Seleven7. I am never wrong.

You might be right in some things but not in each.